Elite athletes the world over visualize their future performances… imagining their triumph and just how sweet that victory champagne will taste when it’s slurped from the belly buttons of the full complement of Pirelli Calendar Models.
However as honed social athletes we posses neither the constitution or patience for sustained meditation on our futures… usually leaving it all to the roll of the dice when the time is upon us! However with HydroDerby 3 looming we thought it best to consult the only people we know that can see the future… Unfortunately Doc and Marty were busy, so we had to settle for the most bodacious members of Wyld Stallyns, Bill & Ted.
Unfortunately they came back with some rather vague predictions of everything is different, but the same… things are more moderner than before… bigger, and yet smaller… it’s computers… San Dimas High School football rules!
The moral of this rambling pop-culture fable? It is only you who can write your Hydro-Future… so embrace your own battle with the piscatorial adversary and drink to win so victory can be yours!