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2012 Hydro-Derby Launch Day… coming soon

After many weeks of working through the format of 2012’s Hydro-Derby (fishing-drinking-fancy dress) we have stumbled upon Hydro Man… possibly a figment of our imagination. We may or may not have plagerised the following… Hydro Man aka Morris “Morrie” Bench gains his superpowers while as a crewman on the cargo ship the U.S.S.Bulldog, having been knocked overboard accidentally by Spider-Man (after the hero … Continue reading

Its coming…. 7th January 2012

After a recent convening of the Board of Competition Stewards we can confirm that Hydro-Derby 3: Beyond Thunderdome is returning to Pittwater on Saturday January 7th 2012. Get ready, get excited… this one is going to blow your mind! The Board of Competition Stewards met under the banner ‘Moderation is a fatal thing, Nothing succeeds … Continue reading

2012 3rd Annual Pittwater Hydro-Derby Summer Invitational

Hydro-Derby 3: Beyond Thunderdome. It’s coming and there’s nothing you can do about it!

Hydro Communique: 2011 Go for Orbit

“Hydro Derby, this is Houston. You are confirmed Go for orbit.” Seventeen hours after launch and we’re pleased to report forty five downloads of the 2011 2nd Annual Pittwater Hydro Derby Summer Invitational Competitor Information Package. The Hydro Derby HQ [Mumbai Outsourcing Branch] has reported strong interest from prospective teams looking to secure a Death … Continue reading

3…2…1… Lift Off

The 2011 Board of Competition Stewards are pleased to announce that like the proverbial watermelon seed spat from the mouth of a 6’2″ 24 year old Brazilian Carnivale Dancer, who enjoys walks along the Copacabana beach front and bathes in nothing but pure coconut butter, the 2011 2nd Annual Pittwater Hydro Derby Summer Invitational has been launched … Continue reading

The PAA’s Guide to the Pittwater Hydro-Arena

Pittwater is the spiritual home of the Hydro Derby, it’s abundance of species, quiet waters and numerous bottle shops make it a social athlete’s paradise Continue reading


Board of Competition Stewards meet to finalise framework for 2011 Pittwater Hydro Derby Summer Invitational! Tuesday 9th November saw the Hydro Derby Board of Competition Stewards meet at the PHDSI HQ (aka The Golden Bowling Ball @ Campo Bowlo) to iron out the finer details of the 2nd Annual PHDSI and explore new frontiers in … Continue reading

2011 2nd Annual Pittwater Hydro Derby Summer Invitational

After the stunning success of the widely acclaimed 2009 1st Annual Pittwater Hydro Derby Summer Invitational where the pioneering competitors of Team RAMROD, The Rod Wrestlers, The Triumphant Touristic Trawlers, The Red Rockets, The Dark Horses and The Happy Hookers took to the seas to engage with their piscatorial adversaries under the influence we’re back … Continue reading